10 funny sms english
A Student Was Asked 2 Write a Signboard 4 da trafic Rules Near Collge Cmpus
He Wrote:
"Drive Carefully!
Dont Kill The Students,
Wait For The Lecturers".
Sardar: hens are more intelligent than us in case of maths.
Teacher: how?
Sardar: After the proof of every maths theorem it is written-
HENS PROVED
I had many options to die...
POISON,
ELECTROCUTION,
SLEEPING PILLS,
HANGING BY NECK,
COMING UNDER TRAIN,
JUMPING FROM A HEIGHT,
But...
I CHOSE SCINCE STUDY..
Wife: wherever we keep money, our son somehow finds.
what shall i do.
Husband: keep it In his engineering textbook and take on the day before exam..
If U laugh really loud,
Talk Spontaneously &
U dont care what your clothes, face and hairstyle look like,
then U are Probably with
your
REAL FRIENDS..
21st century is truly lifeless: Communication-wireless! Cooking-fireless! Youth-jobless! Food-fatless! This msg-meaningless!
Sender-PRiCEless Reader-Useless!
Think Different
Act Different
Move Different
Speak Different
Then only you can
Reach
"MENTAL HOSPITAL"
WHY a lecturer is greater as compared to a mother?
B'coz a mother can put only 1 child to sleep, but...
A lecturer cAn put d whole clAss to sleep....!
MATHS MAGIC 13837 x ur age x 73 = ? Just try it.U wil be getting an interesting result..!!
Wen I Send U SMS It doesnt Mean U Hv 2do d Same. U can send movie tickets, pizza, Chocolates, CDs, DVDs etc, Even DD & cheques r accepted. B Different.
Dark were
those days,
Without
ur sight,
When i was
in darkness
U gave me
light,
U gave me
strength
2 make life
bright,
Thank
u
so
much,
PHILIPS TUBELITE.
He Wrote:
"Drive Carefully!
Dont Kill The Students,
Wait For The Lecturers".
Sardar: hens are more intelligent than us in case of maths.
Teacher: how?
Sardar: After the proof of every maths theorem it is written-
HENS PROVED
I had many options to die...
POISON,
ELECTROCUTION,
SLEEPING PILLS,
HANGING BY NECK,
COMING UNDER TRAIN,
JUMPING FROM A HEIGHT,
But...
I CHOSE SCINCE STUDY..
Wife: wherever we keep money, our son somehow finds.
what shall i do.
Husband: keep it In his engineering textbook and take on the day before exam..
If U laugh really loud,
Talk Spontaneously &
U dont care what your clothes, face and hairstyle look like,
then U are Probably with
your
REAL FRIENDS..
21st century is truly lifeless: Communication-wireless! Cooking-fireless! Youth-jobless! Food-fatless! This msg-meaningless!
Sender-PRiCEless Reader-Useless!
Think Different
Act Different
Move Different
Speak Different
Then only you can
Reach
"MENTAL HOSPITAL"
WHY a lecturer is greater as compared to a mother?
B'coz a mother can put only 1 child to sleep, but...
A lecturer cAn put d whole clAss to sleep....!
MATHS MAGIC 13837 x ur age x 73 = ? Just try it.U wil be getting an interesting result..!!
Wen I Send U SMS It doesnt Mean U Hv 2do d Same. U can send movie tickets, pizza, Chocolates, CDs, DVDs etc, Even DD & cheques r accepted. B Different.
Dark were
those days,
Without
ur sight,
When i was
in darkness
U gave me
light,
U gave me
strength
2 make life
bright,
Thank
u
so
much,
PHILIPS TUBELITE.
